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Metal Veer by Inyuo Metal Veer by Inyuo
As the Metal Gear series isn't exactly known for its straightforward boss-fights, I was killed countless times by running up to Fortune and equipping just about every non-metal item I had, in the hope that something would hurt her. I was pretty sour when I found that you won by standing behind a barrel for a good two minutes until she blew the roof in.
TACTICS.

Now I've just go to wait a short millenium before I can play MGS3 in THREEE DEEEE

[EDIT] Changed Fortune's dialog to make the transition between panel 3 and 6 less longwinded. Dang, why am I so ungood with words?!
Original dialog can still be seen here.
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:icondemialc-neeb-sah-em:
Demialc-neeb-sah-em Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
And that's why you need to learn to box.
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:iconrinoabc:
RinoaBC Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD I love it!
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:iconerncer:
ErnCer Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my god, I read this and I broke. I lament that there's no way for me to throw a box at Fortune. XD
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:iconmygirlr83:
mygirlr83 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Ha! Raiden logic. ['__'] We've all been there . . .
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:icontytheguy13:
TyTheGuy13 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014   Digital Artist
I still don't understand how she didn't realize she had a magnetic force field equipped.
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:iconajnzulu:
AJNZulu Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Duuude!!! Why didn't I think of that?
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:iconmarsillio:
Marsillio Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Raiden should've filled that box with kittens. Cute fuzzles would really help with her sadness.
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:iconminty-illusion:
Minty-Illusion Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hilarious!
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:icongerlint:
Gerlint Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Nice comic! Rookie Raiden is such a cutie.
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:iconsquallina:
squallina Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL!
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:iconmatt-flame:
Matt-Flame Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Boxes, My one weakness QAQ
:iconimdeadplz:
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:iconshadowwand:
Shadowwand Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOOOOOL LMAO why didn't they give us that option? This is so hilarious!
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:iconttexplorers:
TTExplorers Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
To be fair, I liked the original final speech balloon, prolly because of the word humiliation followed by a cardboard box in the face!
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:iconbigfoot427:
Bigfoot427 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Great. Now you either got to keep recovering that box, or somehow find the other 4 usable boxes and throw THEM at Fortune.
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:iconmustardofdoom:
mustardofdoom Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
PAFF
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:iconjentzi:
Jentzi Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Whahahahahahaha!! Oh this is so good!
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:icongamingartist-521:
GamingArtist-521 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This should be added in a full Metal Gear collection!!
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:iconblacknroses:
BlackNRoses Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012
Good shot! I'm laughing out of control!
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:iconbomkosh:
BomKosh Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Here's a good method that's doesn't involve a cardboard box (sorta): [link]
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:iconneohuntergrey:
NeoHunterGrey Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
Love it. XD
I can't stop laugh.
I haven't played this boss in Extreme Difficulty but i heard is really hard.
This is a Epic win.
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Student General Artist
That. is amazing XD
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:iconluvythicus:
Luvythicus Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
Still fucking love Fortune though. owo
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:iconjumiku:
JuMiKu Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
I was concerned he would go monkey-style on her...
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:iconshadowwolfsera:
ShadowwolfSera Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
WIN!!! xD
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:iconrosiarts:
RosiArts Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
The box.... i laughed so hard at it... WHY wasnt this a real option in game?!! XD
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:iconmike666266:
Mike666266 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
made me laugh XD
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:iconmrpr1993:
MrPr1993 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
She got boxed. XD
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:iconasti-friend:
asti-friend Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahahaha hilarious!
I love Raiden`s expression in the first panel but the last is definitely the best XD
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:iconmadammayh3m:
MadamMayh3m Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Boxes: the answer to the universe... or something... I don't know, that was funnier in my head
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:iconhalosrockstheworld:
halosrockstheworld Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I hated fighting her -_- but that was hilarious XD
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:iconnasukito-chan:
Nasukito-Chan Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
Boxes solve everything?
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:iconbleyerart:
bleyerart Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
HILARIOUS, man XD
Very good. I really like it
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:iconelibohan:
EliBohan Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Student General Artist
LAWL. I had no idea what to do either!
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:icondragonsand:
dragonsand Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012   Traditional Artist
LoL That was funny! XD
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:iconbighailfan:
BigHailFan Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
I felt the same way when I fought that electricity guy in MG3. Dude kept detonating my ammo. -_-;
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:iconbabaltis:
BaBaltis Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012
Sharp thinking, Jack!
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:iconalucardxliddell:
AlucardxLiddell Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
Funny
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:iconralfanater:
ralfanater Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012
i see why they call it boxing. get it.
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:iconjohanirae:
johanirae Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
ROFL THE BOX
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:iconzaku1986:
zaku1986 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
PAFF, headshoot (with carton box)! :icononionxdplz:
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:iconzlae:
Zlae Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011
Bahahahahahahhaha x'D
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:iconmustardofdoom:
mustardofdoom Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
This whole game was just silly.
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:iconjiggds:
jiggds Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
that what i call foxy boxing yea i said it
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:iconpyrololz:
PyroLolz Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011
rofl, wow.
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:iconlaylaalvedo:
LaylaAlvedo Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011
She seems unstable...
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:iconlevitus:
Levitus Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
If you play MGS2 on Extreme difficulty, you won't even have time to sit still, you'll be running and doing that weird arc-jump of his right after he lands it, that''s because Fortune fires her LAZOR a lot faster and objects don't withstand it as much as in the other difficulties, you will still die no matter what you do, the only way to IS BY PURE LUCK.
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:iconcaphizel:
caphizel Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011
The original dialog was kinda... funnier once fridge logic sets in. "End the humiliation that is my life!" *cardboard box to the face*
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:iconblood77:
blood77 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011
That's too good, too good :laughing:
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:iconforeverirritated:
ForeverIrritated Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is hilarious XD
-Nneth
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:iconstaremprezz:
Staremprezz Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Student General Artist
this is GENIUS!
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